From the recording Above the Rug
Lyrics
I'm a Lady
Music & Lyrics by Rachel Farris ©2012
Excuse me, can I help you with that jaw
The looks of you would make one think I’m in my bra
I’d like to shop in anonymity for just one day
I’m not your next big meal, your game, your prey
Was that your thought when you first took on this job
You’d bum around on the clock dressed like a slob
And look for chicks in the mall in need of shoes
I’m Cinderella, they fit, but boy you lose
Pardon me, did you notice I have a face
Did you ever consider giving me some space
Talking three small inches from my mouth
This conversation has immediately gone south
I have a chest, juicy rear, and a small waist
But do you think you can so quickly get a taste
This property is reserved for a real good man
He’ll have to know how to love and he’ll have a plan
I'm a lady, I'm a lady
So respect me, so respect me
Defy gravity, defy gravity with your jaw, aww aww
I'm a lady, I'm a lady
So tread carefully, tread carefully
When you’re around me
Don’t you hound me like a dog, raw raw
You might get an eyeful every day, every day
But there’s more to seeing beautiful than skin so soft so smooth and silky
Chest so firm yet soft and milky
Waist so slender, cheeks so tender
I'm a lady, I'm a lady
So respect me, so respect me
Defy gravity, defy gravity with your jaw, aww aww
I'm a lady, I'm a lady
So tread carefully, tread carefully
When you’re around me, when you’re around me
Don’t you crawl, awl, awl