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  1. I'm a Lady

From the album Above the Rug

Lyrics

I'm a Lady
Music & Lyrics by Rachel Farris ©2012

Excuse me, can I help you with that jaw

The looks of you would make one think I’m in my bra

I’d like to shop in anonymity for just one day

I’m not your next big meal, your game, your prey

Was that your thought when you first took on this job

You’d bum around on the clock dressed like a slob

And look for chicks in the mall in need of shoes

I’m Cinderella, they fit, but boy you lose

Pardon me, did you notice I have a face

Did you ever consider giving me some space

Talking three small inches from my mouth

This conversation has immediately gone south

I have a chest, juicy rear, and a small waist

But do you think you can so quickly get a taste

This property is reserved for a real good man

He’ll have to know how to love and he’ll have a plan

I'm a lady, I'm a lady

So respect me, so respect me

Defy gravity, defy gravity with your jaw, aww aww

I'm a lady, I'm a lady

So tread carefully, tread carefully

When you’re around me

Don’t you hound me like a dog, raw raw

You might get an eyeful every day, every day

But there’s more to seeing beautiful than skin so soft so smooth and silky

Chest so firm yet soft and milky

Waist so slender, cheeks so tender

I'm a lady, I'm a lady

So respect me, so respect me

Defy gravity, defy gravity with your jaw, aww aww


I'm a lady, I'm a lady

So tread carefully, tread carefully

When you’re around me, when you’re around me

Don’t you crawl, awl, awl